suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond)

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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gayvaporneon:

cakejam:

someone photoshop these

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……..u know what to do

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